Eli cracks me up all the time.
Earlier today we were looking at plastic dinosaurs and he was asking the names of all the different ones
I'm no expert so I was looking for their names on the bottom, triceratops........
Anyways, one didn't have a name so I handed it back and told him "this one just says Made in China".
There were several that looked similar so he says "oh, here's Mommy Made in China and Daddy Made in China, and Baby Made in China".